Across Africa and Central Asia international flights are by
and large uneventful, with regional hubs such as Abidjan and Nairobi perfectly OK. However, mention old favourites such as
N’djili and Murtala Muhammed and hardened field workers will wilt at the
memory.
In fairness many of the truly awful anecdotes hark back to
darker times.
Murtala used to be nothing
more than an organised crime shakedown from the plane to and including the taxi
outside. No one who knew would go
anywhere near the place. You either flew to Kano or over to Togo and drove back
across the border.
These days it is a revelation in comparison. This was
certainly helped by a shoot to kill policy, to deter the habit of blocking international
aircraft taxiing on the ramp and then robbing the cargo hold as passengers
looked on through the plane windows.
N’djili in DRC
certainly has seen better days. Today it is OK getting in if you retain a steady nerve, though more of a challenge getting out.
International flights from the better organised hubs
can still be interesting.
Two from
memory are a hard landing at night in Jomo Kenyatta. The pilot of the twin prop
came on the tannoy to announce that whilst we may have considered it a hard landing
he thought it was excellent, as the airport had just had a total power failure
including the landing lights.
Having
found our way into the customs hall by a set of stairs (it was pitch black), I
spent the next hour standing over the customs officer with my torch
whilst he stamped everyone’s passports.
At Dushambe the plane was wildly overloaded. The standing passengers forced off
through the front exit, promptly ran to the back and returned through
the rear exit. This continued in suffocating heat until the guards finally
closed the front exit and stood with pointed rifles at the rear.
A vivid memory was an airbus flight from Abidjan on a European
airline that thankfully no longer exists. Suffice to say it was the national carrier
for a country created in 1831.
.
Somewhere
over the Sahara on a beautiful moonlit night one of the engines made the sort
of noise you really do not want to hear at 30,000 ft, on a two engine plane.
Then slowly and inexorably we began to descend.
Absolutely nothing was heard from the flight desk as crowds
began forming at the windows pointing excitedly. Time passed the dunes grew
larger, and ground speed increased. By
now the passengers was really excited, some were kneeling and praying.
The sound of the
landing gear going down caused even more panic as belly landings are not
performed well with wheels extended. Looking out the windows there was absolutely
nothing to see apart from high moonlit dunes, speeding past just below us. Then
suddenly we flared and with a loud bang we were down.
All was still and calm. There was no communication
from the deck. Time passed until an exit door slowly opened and a head appeared in
the darkness. We were all marched down a set of steps and into a small
passenger holding area. The crew disembarked separately and vanished forever.
It turned out that we were in the Algerian Sahara. Our onward journey to Europe was
finally accomplished in one of the decrepit Russian planes that abound
Africa. After the fall of communism,
they just never went home.